May 14, 2009

The first thing we did was make fire, then porn.

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They’ve found the oldest known piece of human made art. It was made 35,000 years ago, when Homo Sapiens (that’s us!) were “spreading throughout Europe”. Some will call it porn, some will call it sensible. Others will try to eat it (that’s you, Utah!). But here she is… The Venus of Hohle Fels. Who said archaeologists don’t have a sense of humour?

He added: “It is clear that the sexually symbolic dimension in European, and indeed worldwide, art has a long ancestry in the evolution of our species.”

And that’s official. All we know about her is that grandma was titty. Remember folks: clusterflock is a Safe Space for you to explore your feelings about evolution.

posted by in adventure, archaeology, art, beauty, dance, discovered, family, gender, science, sex | * | 11 comments 

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  1. Lucy Foley on May 14th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    For our continuing edification, I will be posting photographs of ancient porn periodically throughout the day. Carry on.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on May 14th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Thank you.

  3. Sheila Ryan on May 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Gen-yoo-wine ancient porn, Lucy, or copies — like this dude?

  4. Lucy Foley on May 14th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    He looks content, Sheila. My feeling is that if you were to tell him you thought he was an ungenuine copy, that he would smile at you, benevolently.

  5. Sheila Ryan on May 14th, 2009 at 9:32 am

    He has now been joined on the mantle by a plastic (not plaster) saint I found in a pile of dirt behind my house on Easter Sunday. Got kind of a Pagan vs. Christian thing going. They both seem pretty cool about it, though the Christian does have a meek and mild aspect to him that could be construed as sheepish. And he does not appear to have an erection.

  6. Lucy Foley on May 14th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Ok, I was hoping to wait for at least an hour before posting my second ancient porn image of the day, but you have prompted me and I must follow. (sigh)

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  8. Ich Bin Berliner on June 28th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    http://www.britishmuseum.org/research/search_the_collection_database/search_object_details.aspx?objectid=1358965&partid=1&searchText=carving&fromDate=12000&fromADBC=bc&toDate=8000&toADBC=bc&numpages=10&orig=%2fresearch%2fsearch_the_collection_database.aspx&currentPage=1

    saw this by itself in its innocuous little display cabinet and it blew my mind. 10000 years ago, we’d moved on from phallus, breasts and the exagerated vulva – and were figuratively representing union, bonding, love, conception, loss, separation – just maybe copulation. awesome and humbling. and we (she and he) are guessing it was made by a woman ?

  9. Lucy Foley on June 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am

    It is lovely, Ich.

  10. Sheila Ryan on June 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Wow. Thank you for this.

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