June 25, 2009
dear clusterflock
Which unnamed character will you be when the credits roll?
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- Joel Bernstein: I know right?
- Rick Neece: Being nice is a dainty way to put it.
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- Michael Smith: Ours is the kitchen.
- Amy Mabli: That’s what happens when you give the dogs the bed.
- Deron Bauman: Sweet Jesus.
- Michael Smith: Don’t we all.
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- Michael Smith: It was not the intent of management to imply all sissies are “namby pamby”. Management was...
- Rick Neece: I take umbrage with the term “namby pamby.” Some sissies are fierce.
- Carole Corlew: Shelia. Happy no big deal day. I would start your very own post but this phone is in semi rebellion.
Today I’m ‘Ignored Shopper”.
Funeral scene. Unknown sobber.
your mom.
The Lady with the Alligator Purse.
Today, I’m “Girl waiting in the line at the post office.” Or is that too wordy? They’d probably crop me down to “Post Office Girl,” which might as well be a character in a porno.
Phew. Unnamed character in a porno, Kelsey? Come on girl, it can’t be that rough.
Thin Worker
Lucy said “rough” and “porno”.
Foul-mouthed old woman
The Lady in Red.
The Lady from Shanghai.
The Naughty Lady from Shady Lane.
Kelsey, Post Office Girl may have made a few ‘blue’ or ‘stag’ movies when she first moved to Los Angeles and met that man who helped her find a room at the El Macondo Apartments, but now she is beloved by GIs both in Europe and the Pacific. Those pin-ups are cute, and a guy could even show them to his maiden aunt in Dubuque. You just know she’ll make a swell wife and mother once this gosh-darned war is over.
In the day-to-day, I’m either “Girl on Bicycle Wearing Handknit Scarf” or “Woman Atop [Hill/Mountain/Rock].”
But today, Lucy, I’m just an unnamed character in a porno.
I guess that’s just the way the wind blows.
Percussion [Spasmodic].
Sheila, you’re makin’ me out to be like Daisy from Vaginatown… which I’ll consider a good thing. She is cute.
Woman yelling, “Get off my lawn!” at the children.
Woman yelling, “Get off my lawn!” at the children.
Woman in the dark shadow of 15 foot plastic puppet, yelling “Get off my lawn!” at the children.
Old woman wearing baby mask, dancing on the lawn and jeering at those seated on the porch.
Mine, lately: “Dancing, laughing dervish”, or “Unnamed woman on edge of bed”. It would have to be a Robert Altman movie.
guy asking people to talk.
Second dirty scamp.
Lucy, Woman in the dark shadow of 15 foot plastic puppet, yelling “Get off my lawn!” at the children.
24 ft fiberglass Muffler Man, thank you.
Crew member #7
Right. I’m totally out of my depth here.
Woman on the lam.
Left Geek
Nerd in Jeans
Third homosexual from the far far right.
hard-of-hearing leprechaun on park bench
underwhelmed dude in cafeteria (with macaroni)
Walt: What, not Guy in the Middle of His Licensing Exams (Gnawing on No. 2 Pencil)?
Man in airport bathroom
doubling up with
Man in aircraft bathroom
Man with white chest hair