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Fucking magnificent.
Nice. Next I want to see the shot of the goose riding the bike.
That is a brilliant diptych, Deron. I will write you in the hope that you might send me files of these that I can print.
I nearly signed off by typing ‘magnificent’. Then I saw that Lucy had said that already.
Ditto.
And the title/caption/text is brilliant, as are so many others of yours.
Oh, Deron. Wow. This is brilliant.
Um, I don’t suppose you cut off the head, by any chance? Because, um, I’d really like to have it, if you did. Or borrow it. Of course, I can see why you might have wanted to leave it as found.
So evocative.
Great work, Deron. Perfect pairing.
thanks, y’all. I really appreciate it.
Sheila, I’d be happy to give you printable files or try my hand at getting a print made. I’ve never done that before. I might enjoy it.
Cindy, I can get you the head if you want it.
By 3 o’clock?
I’d really like to have it, if it’s in tact. Well, even if it’s not in tact, if it’s still visibly a head. Daryl says he’d pick it up from you.
Thank you, thank you!
I’m on it.
Deron’s off to fetch a goose head. Typical Monday morning.
I feel sooooo blessed, y’all.
done and done.
triple bagged, organic salad container boxed, frozen.
I have a meeting at 11 and will run it by after that if Daryl is around.
the underside was a little, what’s the word, maggoty, so I hope it can be salvaged.
that was fun.
how do I get these feathers out from between my teeth?
a maggoty severed head resides in my freezer.
Just swallow them, hon. You’ll be on the road to a #3 poop in no time.
Daryl picks Mia up from cooking school at 1, otherwise he’ll be there.
Muchas gracias, amigo.
de nada.
Oh, and Amy–I’m sorry. Thank you for being so tolerant.
Amy, it will probably be okay. If the temperature inside the freezer doesn’t kill the maggots, it should at least slow them down.
Both gorgeous and disturbing–the photos and the comments alike.
I like this because now I can imagine the exact freezer, and where Amy might be sitting as she comments on the severed head. Deron and Amy At Home.
No problem at all, Cindy! I don’t think a person has really lived until she’s had a severed head in her freezer.
Amy, I sure wish you had been with me the day I rode in the back seat of my friend’s vehicle along with a frozen beaver.
I wish I had been there, Sheila.
I’m fixing to deliver the goose. Also, Cindy, there was what appeared to be a large, taxidermied poodle…. I assume you wouldn’t be interested?
God bless us, every one!
Oh, you mean thing! You know how my heart is set on a taxidermied poodle. It is no joking matter.
There is something seriously wrong here.
this head would look nice on my soon to be Fancy Avian Platter.
Note to self: When offered a drink at Deron and Amy’s house, specify “No ice, please.”
It’s okay, India–the maggoty goose head is in my freezer now. I had to remove the dead cat to make room for it.
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Fucking magnificent.
Nice. Next I want to see the shot of the goose riding the bike.
That is a brilliant diptych, Deron. I will write you in the hope that you might send me files of these that I can print.
I nearly signed off by typing ‘magnificent’. Then I saw that Lucy had said that already.
Ditto.
And the title/caption/text is brilliant, as are so many others of yours.
Oh, Deron. Wow. This is brilliant.
Um, I don’t suppose you cut off the head, by any chance? Because, um, I’d really like to have it, if you did. Or borrow it. Of course, I can see why you might have wanted to leave it as found.
So evocative.
Great work, Deron. Perfect pairing.
thanks, y’all. I really appreciate it.
Sheila, I’d be happy to give you printable files or try my hand at getting a print made. I’ve never done that before. I might enjoy it.
Cindy, I can get you the head if you want it.
By 3 o’clock?
I’d really like to have it, if it’s in tact. Well, even if it’s not in tact, if it’s still visibly a head. Daryl says he’d pick it up from you.
Thank you, thank you!
I’m on it.
Deron’s off to fetch a goose head. Typical Monday morning.
I feel sooooo blessed, y’all.
done and done.
triple bagged, organic salad container boxed, frozen.
I have a meeting at 11 and will run it by after that if Daryl is around.
the underside was a little, what’s the word, maggoty, so I hope it can be salvaged.
that was fun.
how do I get these feathers out from between my teeth?
a maggoty severed head resides in my freezer.
Just swallow them, hon. You’ll be on the road to a #3 poop in no time.
Daryl picks Mia up from cooking school at 1, otherwise he’ll be there.
Muchas gracias, amigo.
de nada.
Oh, and Amy–I’m sorry. Thank you for being so tolerant.
Amy, it will probably be okay. If the temperature inside the freezer doesn’t kill the maggots, it should at least slow them down.
Both gorgeous and disturbing–the photos and the comments alike.
I like this because now I can imagine the exact freezer, and where Amy might be sitting as she comments on the severed head. Deron and Amy At Home.
No problem at all, Cindy! I don’t think a person has really lived until she’s had a severed head in her freezer.
Amy, I sure wish you had been with me the day I rode in the back seat of my friend’s vehicle along with a frozen beaver.
I wish I had been there, Sheila.
I’m fixing to deliver the goose. Also, Cindy, there was what appeared to be a large, taxidermied poodle…. I assume you wouldn’t be interested?
God bless us, every one!
Oh, you mean thing! You know how my heart is set on a taxidermied poodle. It is no joking matter.
There is something seriously wrong here.
this head would look nice on my soon to be Fancy Avian Platter.
Note to self: When offered a drink at Deron and Amy’s house, specify “No ice, please.”
It’s okay, India–the maggoty goose head is in my freezer now. I had to remove the dead cat to make room for it.