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1. Deron Bauman on June 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

   I love you, Christopher. I love you with all my heart.

2. Phil Bebbington on June 5th, 2009 at 2:42 am

   I was born in Bristol – so much of this looks familiar. It’s almost a potted history of my childhood.

3. Michael Dougan on June 5th, 2009 at 2:58 am

   Generally I’m a type 4 unless I’ve hitting the sauce too much (alcohol not A1) then its very much a type 6.

4. Sheila Ryan on June 5th, 2009 at 8:02 am

   I wonder in which category Cindy’s Loch Ness poop would fall. So to speak.

5. Sheila Ryan on June 5th, 2009 at 8:13 am

   “Sometimes referred to in the UK as the ‘Meyers Scale’, it was developed by Heaton and Lewis at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997.”

   After it was rejected by the Bristol Review of Shite.

6. Cindy Scroggins on June 5th, 2009 at 9:04 am

   Deron, do you ever think, wait a minute–why didn’t I do this? Or why didn’t Cindy do this? Why is it that others have created poop websites and poop visual aids, when all either of us has really wanted to do in life is to bring more attention to poop?

   I’m feeling a bit sad right now. And I’m starting to think that Dave doesn’t love me anymore, either. If not for the thought of Daryl buying me a bird tray for my birthday, I might just sink into the depths of despair, never to arise.

   I guess I’ll just drink a Taxidermist and get back to work. Story of my life.

7. Deron Bauman on June 5th, 2009 at 9:06 am

   where have all the poop times gone?

8. Cindy Scroggins on June 5th, 2009 at 9:07 am

   Exactly. Have a drink, my friend.

9. Deron Bauman on June 5th, 2009 at 9:13 am

   our poops will be entwined

10. Cindy Scroggins on June 5th, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Oh, thank you for reminding me. I have developed a lounge-singer cover of “Let’s Make a Poop Together.” I need only for Daryl to film me performing it in my nightgown. Before long, we’ll have an entire album of LMAPT covers, then you can sell it and make a name for yourself in the poop world.

    Okay, I’m starting to feel a bit better now.

11. Deron Bauman on June 5th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    where it floats, there is hope.™

12. Derek White on June 5th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Floaters mean you eat too much fat and oil… Floaters in our toilet in Kenya required manual intervention to get down, so we spent a great deal of time analyzing what made our poop sink or float. Not to be graphic, but since I’ve been back I’ve pooped type 6′s two feet long, and then again an hour later. I don’t know where its all coming from, some serious exorcism.

13. Derek White on June 5th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    oops, i meant type 4s. And oops, I meant poops.

14. Derek White on June 5th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    of course, normally I’m of type 1, goat nuggets.

15. Sheila Ryan on June 5th, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Wow. Major detox there, Derek.

16. Cindy Scroggins on June 5th, 2009 at 10:05 am

    I would like to say here and now that I never have floaters.

    The end.

17. Spikysmooth Clusterchicks : clusterflock on June 5th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    [...] by the Bristol Stool Chart and by conversations with other clusterchicks, I propose that we, clusterchicks and clusterboys [...]

18. Kelsey Parker on June 5th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    I miss having a consistent Internet connection, so I can’t miss out on charts like this. Next week I should be back on my game.

19. woubie on June 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Excellent information.

    Now, when my kid tries to describe the look of her poop, we have a chart to refer to.

    Wonderful poopucational tool. Thank you.

20. from the comments : clusterflock on June 6th, 2009 at 1:04 am

    [...] poopucational [...]

21. Michael Dougan on June 6th, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Pooptactular!

    Who would have thought shit could be so much fun.

22. Today’s poop report : clusterflock on June 8th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    [...] Types 1 and 2. [...]

23. Lucy on June 8th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Two feet long? Pictures?

24. Lenka on June 9th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Does the Bristol Poop Scale have a type corresponding to expulsions shaped like the capital letter “Q”? Including the “tail”? This is not a rhetorical question.

25. Cindy Scroggins on June 9th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Lenka, it does not. My guess is that your Q is a Type 4, which lends itself well to such formations. My Loch Ness Monster poop started out as a Type 3, then morphed into a Type 4. Such mergers are not explicitly addressed by the Bristol Poop Chart, but clearly a good deal of empirical evidence exists to support their existence.

26. Daryl Scroggins on June 9th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    I have a rock with a capital Q on it. I keep it in my sock drawer.

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