Comments on: Narcapulco

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:14:14 +0000

Thank you, Kelsey. I am prepared.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:13:22 +0000

Mijo, all of this will come clear to you after taking my course, How To Be a Mexican(tm). Really. Daryl took the course years ago and, apart from his persistent anger problem, he is a much happier person.

By: Kelsey Parker

Kelsey Parker — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:13:12 +0000

So you can adequately prepare, I'll need your expertise regarding: Hey baby, does your pussy like ice cream? and If I sit with my cock out, maybe she'll come over and sit on it.

By: Deron Bauman

Deron Bauman — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:04:50 +0000

Cindy, I think I’m also going to need help with:

Standing in line? Oh, you were standing in line?

and

This would be a good place to put my shopping cart!

and finally (perhaps this is the master class)

Turn lane? What turn lane?

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:42:10 +0000

Bueno, Kelsey. You won’t be disappointed.

Perhaps we should simply schedule a class for the next clusterflockstock, to save people time and money. But if y’all can’t wait, I’m ready.

Deron, I recall that you expressed an interest in this class at one point, as a means of understanding why your car is always hit by baskets in the Fiesta parking lot. I’m here to ayuda.

By: Kelsey Parker

Kelsey Parker — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:04:36 +0000

I’d fly to Texas for that.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:32:58 +0000

I have wanted to live in Mexico for a very long time. I am, after all, Mexican in mind and heart. I am not afraid of a little gunfire. That’s for pinche babyfoots.

It’s getting to be time for me to offer my award-winning course, How To Be a Mexican. It is a face-to-face class. Contact me for enrollment information.