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Do you know Web 2.0?
posted by Amy Mabli in technology
16 Responses to “A Recruiter Just Asked Me”
Fuuuuuuuuck.
Well, you do, don’t you?
Because you’ve always got the best cheeky remarks, I’m curious what your instinctual reaction to that was. What would you have said if you could’ve?
Well I wasn’t going to name drop, but…
A+,cisco,sql,html4,html5,java,javascript,c#,ram,processors, and uh… raster,vector,C++,3d,interactive,object-oreinted,interface,user generated content,networking,synergy,gettingthingsdone,leveraging,and… synergy again.
“And, don’t forget, I speak Jive.”
You just made my day, Amy.
I’m currently developing Web 3.0.
I write and speak Jive fluently.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, chump! It be a client-side super rich internet application, ya dig?
Eh, I’m wondering what you really did reply and how many beats it took you.
Did you tell them you’re a Bing googler? (or would that be a Google binger?)
Oh, and Amy, if anyone asks you to take a drug test, get hold of Phil and offer to give him the latest edition of the trainspotters’ big book in exchange for peeing into a cup for you.
no, but if you hum a few scripts…
Sheila, I think I said, “um, yes, I’m aware of Web 2.0″ or something like that.
Looking for a job sucks the Bing out of my Google, y’all.
I’ll bet.
You’re the bing in my google You’re the wolf in my ram You’re the point in my 2.0 Baby, you’re the pork in my ham.
Dedicated to Amy, in sympathy with her job search.
That’s beautiful, Lucy. Now tearing up, with newfound strength to soldier on.
Cool.
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Fuuuuuuuuck.
Well, you do, don’t you?
Because you’ve always got the best cheeky remarks, I’m curious what your instinctual reaction to that was. What would you have said if you could’ve?
Well I wasn’t going to name drop, but…
A+,cisco,sql,html4,html5,java,javascript,c#,ram,processors, and uh… raster,vector,C++,3d,interactive,object-oreinted,interface,user generated content,networking,synergy,gettingthingsdone,leveraging,and… synergy again.
“And, don’t forget, I speak Jive.”
You just made my day, Amy.
I’m currently developing Web 3.0.
I write and speak Jive fluently.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, chump! It be a client-side super rich internet application, ya dig?
Eh, I’m wondering what you really did reply and how many beats it took you.
Did you tell them you’re a Bing googler? (or would that be a Google binger?)
Oh, and Amy, if anyone asks you to take a drug test, get hold of Phil and offer to give him the latest edition of the trainspotters’ big book in exchange for peeing into a cup for you.
no, but if you hum a few scripts…
Sheila, I think I said, “um, yes, I’m aware of Web 2.0″ or something like that.
Looking for a job sucks the Bing out of my Google, y’all.
I’ll bet.
You’re the bing in my google
You’re the wolf in my ram
You’re the point in my 2.0
Baby, you’re the pork in my ham.
Dedicated to Amy, in sympathy with her job search.
That’s beautiful, Lucy.
Now tearing up, with newfound strength to soldier on.
Cool.