July 9, 2009
bad manners in the sun
But urinating in the water was voted the most annoying violation of beach or pool etiquette, with 16 percent calling it the worst breach.
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But urinating in the water was voted the most annoying violation of beach or pool etiquette, with 16 percent calling it the worst breach.
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When my family owned a pool, my father used to tell the kids that he put a special chemical in the water that would turn the water purple. We never seemed to have unexplained warm spots.
Is it cool if I pee next to the pool?
My sister used to have a sign that read, “Welcome to our ool! Please note there is no ‘P’ let’s keep it that way.”
I also recall a time when my little brother was about 5 or 6. We were at the lake and he ran up to my mom, “I have to pee!” My mom looked around leaned in, “just pee in the lake.”
In seconds we were sorrounded by the sound of horrified onlookers as my brother stood at the waters edge, swim trunks around his ankles and peed into the lake.
That’s cute Michael!
I remember when my ex- and his friend drifted over into that shoreline section of Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota where the kidlets swam.
The friend’s wife looked at me knowingly and said. “They’re going in the pee-water.”
yeah, pool-peeing is right out. As far as beaches go, eh. You almost have to expect it. When a friend objects to joining me in the lake with the line “but fish pee in that water” my standard reply is “that’s the least of your worries.”
Oh, yeah, Dave, I agree. What gives me the heebie-jeebies is the thought that fish may rub against me!
Don’t worry Sheila, there aren’t any candiru in upstate New York.
Damn, Dave. I count my blessings. I am neither eel-shaped nor translucent. Life is sweet.
Dimitri Martin had a joke something along the lines of “There’s a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool”