July 3, 2009


Going to Hell

The world’s going to hell in a Hummer.

The world’s going to hell in a Himmler.

The world’s going to hell in a Harvester.

The world’s going to hell in a Heimlich maneuver.

So sez me and so sez Cooper.

Thank you. That is all.

posted by Sheila Ryan in observations 

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6 Responses to “Going to Hell”

  1. woubie on July 3rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    …to hell in a humpback hiccup. So sez my mad (scientist) child.

  2. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    “Humpback hiccup” is brilliant, and so is your mad (scientist) child.

    Ooh. But it does remind me a little of the child who terrorized Hank in the “King of the Hill” episode that also featured a taxidermy subplot — the child who chanted,

    “Dusty Old Bones! Full of green dust! Dusty Old Bones! Full of green dust!”

    as he rode his bike in circles on Hank’s wet lawn.

    Not really. Your mad (scientist) child’s phrase is quite good and not simply weird.

  3. Kathy Hilen-Smith on July 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    The world’s going to hell in Hank’s front yard

  4. Coop on July 4th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    The world’s going to hell in a big green Heisenberg uncertainty principle meltdown.

  5. Coop on July 4th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    The world’s going to hell in a handkerchief.

  6. woubie on July 5th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    I haven’t determined for sure if my mad (scientist) child makes up words and phrases intentionally or if she has simply misunderstood something she overheard. Either way they’re usually amusing.

    She does come up with random ideas that I think are brilliant. Such as having a blue light added to stop lights, so that when the light turns green and you can’t go because a “moron” is blocking you and not paying attention, he or she would be informed via a blinking blue light that they are indeed a moron. Her definition of the word moron is ‘a person who really really just doesn’t know how to drive and annoys everyone else’.

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