July 6, 2009

July 4th Brings Out the Stupid

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  1. Libby on July 6th, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Why is it this deeply embedded characteristic of (male) humans that causes them to want to see things launched at people’s, er, family jewels? I don’t get it.

    Despite that, definitely thought the video was super patriotic. Up until the screaming started.

  2. Oilscum on July 7th, 2009 at 4:41 am

    Oow say can you see by the cars dim headlight,
    If my balls are still there, or am I merely dreaming?
    Whose seared pubes and charred scrote both left-side and the right,
    Betwixt two cars were dangled, rocket-impaled I fell screaming?
    And the shrieks from my throat, curses splitting the air,
    Gave truth to my plight that my “friends” just don’t care.
    Owww, say does my missile-mangled nutsack still exist
    ‘Tween these legs that I love, if not i’ll really be pissed!?!

    In answer to the aforementioned question, I believe it is a deep-seated (semi-subconscious) mechanism in males of our species to seek to destroy the virility of potential competition, whether by slander, ridicule, or meat-seeking missiles.

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