Why is it this deeply embedded characteristic of (male) humans that causes them to want to see things launched at people’s, er, family jewels? I don’t get it.
Despite that, definitely thought the video was super patriotic. Up until the screaming started.
Oow say can you see by the cars dim headlight,
If my balls are still there, or am I merely dreaming?
Whose seared pubes and charred scrote both left-side and the right,
Betwixt two cars were dangled, rocket-impaled I fell screaming?
And the shrieks from my throat, curses splitting the air,
Gave truth to my plight that my “friends” just don’t care.
Owww, say does my missile-mangled nutsack still exist
‘Tween these legs that I love, if not i’ll really be pissed!?!
In answer to the aforementioned question, I believe it is a deep-seated (semi-subconscious) mechanism in males of our species to seek to destroy the virility of potential competition, whether by slander, ridicule, or meat-seeking missiles.
Why is it this deeply embedded characteristic of (male) humans that causes them to want to see things launched at people’s, er, family jewels? I don’t get it.
Despite that, definitely thought the video was super patriotic. Up until the screaming started.
Oow say can you see by the cars dim headlight,
If my balls are still there, or am I merely dreaming?
Whose seared pubes and charred scrote both left-side and the right,
Betwixt two cars were dangled, rocket-impaled I fell screaming?
And the shrieks from my throat, curses splitting the air,
Gave truth to my plight that my “friends” just don’t care.
Owww, say does my missile-mangled nutsack still exist
‘Tween these legs that I love, if not i’ll really be pissed!?!
In answer to the aforementioned question, I believe it is a deep-seated (semi-subconscious) mechanism in males of our species to seek to destroy the virility of potential competition, whether by slander, ridicule, or meat-seeking missiles.