Comments on: July 4th Brings Out the Stupid http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/07/july-4th-brings-out-the-stupid.html a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:31:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Oilscum http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/07/july-4th-brings-out-the-stupid.html/comment-page-1#comment-530428 Oilscum Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:41:33 +0000 http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=27178#comment-530428 Oow say can you see by the cars dim headlight, If my balls are still there, or am I merely dreaming? Whose seared pubes and charred scrote both left-side and the right, Betwixt two cars were dangled, rocket-impaled I fell screaming? And the shrieks from my throat, curses splitting the air, Gave truth to my plight that my "friends" just don't care. Owww, say does my missile-mangled nutsack still exist 'Tween these legs that I love, if not i'll really be pissed!?! In answer to the aforementioned question, I believe it is a deep-seated (semi-subconscious) mechanism in males of our species to seek to destroy the virility of potential competition, whether by slander, ridicule, or meat-seeking missiles. Oow say can you see by the cars dim headlight,
If my balls are still there, or am I merely dreaming?
Whose seared pubes and charred scrote both left-side and the right,
Betwixt two cars were dangled, rocket-impaled I fell screaming?
And the shrieks from my throat, curses splitting the air,
Gave truth to my plight that my “friends” just don’t care.
Owww, say does my missile-mangled nutsack still exist
‘Tween these legs that I love, if not i’ll really be pissed!?!

In answer to the aforementioned question, I believe it is a deep-seated (semi-subconscious) mechanism in males of our species to seek to destroy the virility of potential competition, whether by slander, ridicule, or meat-seeking missiles.

]]> By: Libby http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/07/july-4th-brings-out-the-stupid.html/comment-page-1#comment-530169 Libby Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:28:13 +0000 http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=27178#comment-530169 Why is it this deeply embedded characteristic of (male) humans that causes them to want to see things launched at people's, er, family jewels? I don't get it. Despite that, definitely thought the video was super patriotic. Up until the screaming started. Why is it this deeply embedded characteristic of (male) humans that causes them to want to see things launched at people’s, er, family jewels? I don’t get it.

Despite that, definitely thought the video was super patriotic. Up until the screaming started.

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