July 20, 2009
Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up
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- Joel Bernstein: “The police said it looked like he was a good chef. It looked like he had broth and everything...
- Michael Smith: So, she goes out to bingo, wins $50 and comes home to a clean house and meal and she’s...
- Michael Smith: I thought that said “choking chicken.” Disappointment.
- Aaron Winslow: I’m the horse. Everything else is everything else.
- Deron Bauman: Oh, yeah. Poop is the tits.
- Michael Smith: For some reason I don’t find dog poop on the carpet as repulsive as cat urine, anywhere.
- Rick Neece: Poop is better than pee, well, unless it’s loose. I’m sorry to admit I chuckled.
- Joel Bernstein: That’s pretty much when our cats get put to sleep.
- Deron Bauman: Franklin’s been pooping wherever and whenever lately. The other day, I let him in and he promptly...
- Rick Neece: So far as I know, he hasn’t gone on the carpet. It isn’t fuzzy. If he starts, I don’t...
- Rick Neece: We don’t have fuzzy rugs in the bathrooms no more. Some mornings, the tile is cold, but it’s...
- Rick Neece: I generally can’t smell cat-pee, unless it’s freshey in the litterbox when I harvest the...
- Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
- Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
Brilliant, they’re gonna release this, right?
If I had the knack, I’d work this magic on something I’ve had in my head for . . . years: the perfect, seamless blend of Bowie’s “TVC-15″ and one of Elvis Presley’s hits — “Return to Sender,” maybe.