July 14, 2009


the magic of the Presidential blow job

Yesterday, Marcy Wheeler had the audacity to say blow job on television.

[T]he DC press corps, I think, is apparently still horrified by the possibility that you can just say it, like that, blow job, and in doing so, expose it for all its tawdry but ultimately minor import. Perhaps just saying it like that would break the spell they were under for two years, break the magic of the Presidential blow job. I don’t know. At some point, though, we as a country have to be willing and able to weigh what the Village did in the late 90s against the massive illegality of the Bush White House and, finally, realize there are more important things than a blow job, and we need to take those more important things at least as seriously as that magic blow job that captivated the press for so long under Clinton.

The rules of social engagement make me want to crush my testicles in a garlic vice.

posted by Deron Bauman in crime, culture, etiquette, language, politics, society, television 

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3 Responses to “the magic of the Presidential blow job”

  1. Andrew Simone on July 14th, 2009 at 9:21 am

    I am reasonably certain there is a fetish site for that, Deron.

  2. Daryl Scroggins on July 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am

    I’m waiting for this headline: The Zit that Cost the Candidate the Presidency.

  3. Dave Vogt on July 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Deron: if you do, be sure to film it. There’s a market for that kind of video, and I’m fairly sure that supply is limited.

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