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1. TwttrPoop « Tape Noise Diary on July 24th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

   [...] via Clusterflock [...]

2. Jonathan McNicol on July 24th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

   It’s things like this that make me happy to be alive.

3. Sheila Ryan on July 24th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

   Man is the only animal who talks about poop.

4. Phil Bebbington on July 24th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

   I work in an office of girls, we give Poop a glancing blow but being so much older I fear being labelled with some kind of poo fetish!

5. Sheila Ryan on July 24th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   Is that some kind of English fetish?

6. Phil Bebbington on July 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

   Sheila, I have never been labelled a Scatman! But I am happy to be.

7. Sheila Ryan on July 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

   Phil Bebbington, you never cease to surprise me.

8. Rick Neece on July 24th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

   I wanted to post this, this morning, but the day got away from me:

   Poop Report.

   July 23, Input, 12:45 pm, from Gates and Sons, “Burnt Ends on Bun with Cole Slaw.”

   July 24, Output, 5:42 am, #5 on the Bristol, virtually identical to input.

9. Sheila Ryan on July 25th, 2009 at 8:41 am

   Ah, the Virtually Identical Input-Output Syndrome.

10. Derek White on July 25th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    In regards to the recent poop classification post, here’s a paragraph from one of the forthcoming Ohle novellas:

    “On returning to Sibu, the Professor reached his laboratory well past dusk. He went in and slumped into his chair, exhausted from his travels. There was in the post the new edition of the Bristol Stool Scale, a medical aid designed to classify boon feces into seven groups for diagnostic purposes. The form depended on the time it spent in the colon, and could indicate certain medical conditions from constipation to cholera. There were seven types: hard lumps, like nuts, difficult to pass; sausage-shaped with nibs; like a bloodwurst with surface cracks; like a snake, smooth and soft; pasty blobs with clear cut edges, passes easily; fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy; and no solid pieces, entirely liquid.”

11. Rick Neece on July 25th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Phil, I’ve never laid eyes on that before. Makes me want to dance my ass off.

12. Phil Bebbington on July 26th, 2009 at 2:03 am

    Rick, it was quite a hit here – I think it was 1994 or thereabouts. It was good to rediscover it.

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