August 19, 2009

Could Centaurs Masturbate?

I’ve been having fun playing with Question Party. Many of the questions are poorly worded and many of the answers are trollish or worthless, but sometimes you get something worthwhile.

Dear clusterflock,
Could centaurs masturbate?
<3
Dave

posted by in intelligence, language | * | 5 comments 

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on August 19th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    as long as they had something to rut against.

    or a whip of the tail.

  2. jon_hansen on August 19th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    I would think that Centaurs with long torsos, and hence, long wingspans would certainly be able to masturbate. There might be some uncomfortable twisting involved though, assuming the Centaur would have to be “seated” to achieve the task.

  3. Dave Vogt on August 19th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    At very least I imagine they could bellyslap the way stallions do. The females might have a slightly harder time.

    Tried to find a video for y’all, but I failed. Didn’t try too hard.

  4. Daryl Scroggins on August 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    themselves?

  5. Dave Vogt on August 20th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Daryl: I guess that’s the spirit of the question, although I suppose even masturbating one-another could potentially lead to some “interesting geometry” as I tend to call it.

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