August 3, 2009
Daryl, I’ve got the birdfeeder for you
The squirrels refuse to let go when spinning, hence the swiffer.
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- Michael Smith: So, she goes out to bingo, wins $50 and comes home to a clean house and meal and she’s...
- Michael Smith: I thought that said “choking chicken.” Disappointment.
- Aaron Winslow: I’m the horse. Everything else is everything else.
- Deron Bauman: Oh, yeah. Poop is the tits.
- Michael Smith: For some reason I don’t find dog poop on the carpet as repulsive as cat urine, anywhere.
- Rick Neece: Poop is better than pee, well, unless it’s loose. I’m sorry to admit I chuckled.
- Joel Bernstein: That’s pretty much when our cats get put to sleep.
- Deron Bauman: Franklin’s been pooping wherever and whenever lately. The other day, I let him in and he promptly...
- Rick Neece: So far as I know, he hasn’t gone on the carpet. It isn’t fuzzy. If he starts, I don’t...
- Rick Neece: We don’t have fuzzy rugs in the bathrooms no more. Some mornings, the tile is cold, but it’s...
- Rick Neece: I generally can’t smell cat-pee, unless it’s freshey in the litterbox when I harvest the...
- Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
- Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
Strange. Why is it spinning? I guess the sick answer would be that the feeder base has an electric motor spinning it. I like it. Ugh…I mean–what sort fo sick person would, you know, get a little squirrel dizzy like that on purpose…?
Oh, that’s so sad. Poor little squirrel.
Andrew, you know we will meet again, right?
It could be worse, Cindy. We could be betting on squirrel fights.
Damn, Andrew. Spit it out. You’re running some nasty squirrel-fighting operation in a warehouse down off Chouteau (Shoot-you) Street there in St. Louis.
Burgoo Blitzkrieg, something like that.