August 18, 2009
Y’all?
I’m drunk, for the first time since clusterflockstock. I’m watching a show on tv about a man who is 8 feet tall.
Please say things to amuse me.
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I don’t think that’ll be terribly difficult, m’dear.
Is he single? The only man I ever loved was 6’7. You can’t even imagine the leverage.
Well, Kelsey, I turned the channel. I’m now watching a show on the Science channel about a man who can will himself to be warm in the freezing cold. I’m finding it very funny.
Dave, are you suggesting that I am easy?
The leverage?
I know; leverage? I know some short guys who have that fulcrum thing down.
That last was me; Cindy quit and shoved the machine at me and I went at it just like a man would, without checking anything.
Cindy: http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=473
I dunno about height accounting for leverage, being only 5’9″, but flexibility and creativity can certainly lead to some.
Cindy, surely this will amuse you.
I LOVE this bit. She was also kind of crazy, but she looked like a queen so it all worked out.
Did you love him for his leverage, Kelsey? Would you have loved him without his leverage? I am still wondering about the leverage.
Apologies for the delay! Happy hour stole me away for sixty minutes.
Lucy, I could answer that with honesty or evasive humor. Cindy wants us to amuse her, so I suppose for now that rules out my usual candor.
Short guys — actually, in this case I should say normal-sized guys — if they’re strong enough, can verge on the kind of leverage I’m talking about. But in order for the experience to be satisfactory, I would need to weigh not only less than I do now but much less than I should.
PS. No. I would have loved him without the leverage. Our relationship would have just taken on an entirely different pace, if anything.
Cindy, maybe the man who can will himself to be warm in the freezing cold could offer Cooper some tips.
Cindy, I know nothing of leverage or its possible uses, but here is a song about a giant, in fact the giant. Is that any good?
Very well leveraged, Phil.
Rick! what are you doing up? Have you wet the bed or something? It must need some Leverage to get you out of bed that early!
Oh, Phil, I’m always up this early. Haven’t used an alarm clock in years.
Well, Rick. The morning is the most beautiful time – the world is calm and you seem to have it all to yourself. Also the best time in the heat of the summer.
Thank you all for your amusing comments. I fell asleep on the couch just after I asked for them, but I woke up this morning knowing I had something to look forward to.
Kelsey, in terms of leverage, you might find one of my made-up words to be of use: Fucumference
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I’m still contemplating what the fulcrum is in this ‘leverage’ thing.
It does bring to mind the old -
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