September 18, 2009

Construction workers run in fear from naked blond woman

True Story:

Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: “Who wants me?”

The hard-hat hunks ran for cover when the woman turned the tables on them on the building site beside the city’s main railway station.

“We like to chat up girls as they walk past – it’s a tradition,” said one builder.

“But this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here. No-one liked to think what would happen if she caught one of us,” he added.

Police spokesman Mario Hejl said: “It turned out no-one wanted her. The woman was detained and was put under a doctor’s care.”

comments

  1. Kelsey Parker on September 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    If you yell for it long enough, you’re sure to get the worst of what you want.

  2. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    You said it, Kelsey. “Who wants me?” is just not an alluring come-on, implying as it does the precise opposite.

  3. Phil Bebbington on September 19th, 2009 at 7:48 am

    I have always ran from blondes, although I am a pushover for brunettes and redheads.

    Mmmm, that sounds like blondes have often chased me – I’ll post it whilst thinking how I might rephrase it!

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