September 26, 2009

Seriously

How many times would you zipper yourself before you stopped going commando?

comments

  1. range on September 27th, 2009 at 12:11 am

    I go commando rarely, and when I do, I’m always zipped up. It’s not something that I tend to forget

  2. KG on September 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    The only time I ever zippered myself I was wearing underwear.

  3. Phil Bebbington on September 27th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Deron, I never go commando – I like all my equipment gathered up and held steady in one safe place. I have though zipped myself a couple of times. It was a complete mystery how, but, bloody painful. I think I would have rather poked myself in the eye with a sharp stick.

  4. Sheila Ryan on September 27th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Buttons would eliminate much of the risk to y’all’s goods, though I reckon they do slow a man down.

    Consider skirts. You can always just hike up a skirt and either point or squat, “according to taste, or sex”, to quote (or more likely, misquote) Ivor Cutler.

  5. Phil Bebbington on September 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    How about point and squat – sharp shootin’ piss tootin’ girls!

  6. Sheila Ryan on September 27th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    “Pistol Packin’ Mama.”

  7. Phil Bebbington on September 27th, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    I’m assuming that the patented Pee Shute would assist this action!

  8. Cindy Scroggins on September 27th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I zipped my dick plum off that onced.

  9. Deron Bauman on September 27th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    problem solved.

  10. Doc on September 27th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    we’ll see, won’t we..

  11. Baka Yoke on September 27th, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    I have never zippered myself since I stopped drinking.

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