Deron, I never go commando – I like all my equipment gathered up and held steady in one safe place. I have though zipped myself a couple of times. It was a complete mystery how, but, bloody painful. I think I would have rather poked myself in the eye with a sharp stick.
Buttons would eliminate much of the risk to y’all’s goods, though I reckon they do slow a man down.
Consider skirts. You can always just hike up a skirt and either point or squat, “according to taste, or sex”, to quote (or more likely, misquote) Ivor Cutler.
I go commando rarely, and when I do, I’m always zipped up. It’s not something that I tend to forget
The only time I ever zippered myself I was wearing underwear.
Deron, I never go commando – I like all my equipment gathered up and held steady in one safe place. I have though zipped myself a couple of times. It was a complete mystery how, but, bloody painful. I think I would have rather poked myself in the eye with a sharp stick.
Buttons would eliminate much of the risk to y’all’s goods, though I reckon they do slow a man down.
Consider skirts. You can always just hike up a skirt and either point or squat, “according to taste, or sex”, to quote (or more likely, misquote) Ivor Cutler.
How about point and squat – sharp shootin’ piss tootin’ girls!
“Pistol Packin’ Mama.”
I’m assuming that the patented Pee Shute would assist this action!
I zipped my dick plum off that onced.
problem solved.
we’ll see, won’t we..
I have never zippered myself since I stopped drinking.