September 18, 2009

The Lord has so much of a bigger crown waiting for me in Heaven

It’s in the shape of a cone.

posted by in observations | * | 8 comments 

comments

  1. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Deron, this got me to thinking–what do you reckon awaits people like us in heaven? An endless loop of Beavis & Butthead, maybe? The Plato’s Form of Luby’s? The utter absence of apostrocide and citrus desserts?

    Wow. We have some thinking to do.

  2. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    those are all good starts.

    50 yardline Cowboys season tickets.

    time to think.

    freedom from stupidity.

    nutella.

    the big lebowski.

    new seasons of most HBO series.

    weddings in Hawaii.

    clusterflockstock.

    all the books I’ve read before.

    internet porn.

    good pizza.

    the new river gorge.

    shark tunnels.

    nieces and nephews.

    dark ale.

    errol morris.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Well, shit, cowboy–we have those things right here!

  4. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    heaven on earth.

  5. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    The Lord has a headless donkey piñata waiting for me, and He is just itching for me to crawl inside it and poke my head out.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Sheila wearing the headless donkey piñata is my heavenly reward, also. That’s even better than Luby’s.

  7. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I’m known for breaking vows, but if ever I get together with a bunch of y’all, I swear I will thrust my head through an opening in a headless donkey piñata and bray-sing “This World Is Not My Home”.

  8. Rick Neece on September 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    “I’m just a-passin’ through…”

Leave a Reply


Ads via The Deck