October 5, 2009

Anal Sex According to the Word of God

a) I wish this weren’t satire.

b) I wish I could read the comments generated by the contact form at the bottom of the page.

Also:

The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians.

comments

  1. Daryl Scroggins on October 5th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Militant Christian protest sign: Fisting for Jesus!

  2. Cindy Scroggins on October 5th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    wow again

  3. Coop on October 5th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    It’s hard to read any of that and not think it’s satire. But, like you say, apparently it’s not. And it’s creepy as all get-out.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on October 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Hon, it is satire. Deron’s saying he wishes it weren’t.

  5. Deron Bauman on October 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    actually, I said it was satire.

  6. Deron Bauman on October 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    yes, Cindy. what you said.

  7. Daryl Scroggins on October 5th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    satire…no, wait, satire? satire? yes…no?: got dizzy and woke up with my ass hurting

  8. Kelsey Parker on October 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I wonder if one could send this friendly advice to one’s born again cousins. All honest and helpful like.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on October 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Kelsey, yes. One could (and perhaps should) do that. To be helpful.