October 9, 2009
free bibles lead to drug use
According to the ACLU, students at Vines High School in Plano were given so many Bibles that they threw them at one another, sold them, tore them up and used the pages to roll a marijuana joint.
Plus bonus antisemitism.
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I was having this conversation with someone the other night. I suggested a bible would make a poor book safe because the pages are too hard to work with since they were so thin. He said they’re good for rolling joints.
I don’t imagine bible pages taste terribly good, but if you’re smoking the gospels I don’t imagine you’re doing it for the flavor.
In high school I new a guy who cut out the center of the pages in his bible to make a compartment for hiding his pot. He didn’t roll joints, he always used a pewter pipe.
Given the opportunity he probably would have thrown a stack of bibles at other kids.
I’m pretty sure the kids would have done the same thing with free Harlequin novels.
nah Mike, the paper they use for trade paperbacks is all wrong. That bible paper isn’t quite it either, but it’s much closer.
I wanted to use some sort of southernism in place of “much” but I couldn’t think of how to phrase it properly.
Dave, try this.”That bible paper ain’t much like it neither, but it’ll do.”