Secret Service unhinged by unhinged

October 21, 2009

The report says the Secret Service is strained by a drastic increase in threats to President Obama, coupled with deep budget cuts.

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Aaron Winslow: I’m the horse. Everything else is everything else.
Deron Bauman: Oh, yeah. Poop is the tits.
Michael Smith: For some reason I don’t find dog poop on the carpet as repulsive as cat urine, anywhere.
Rick Neece: Poop is better than pee, well, unless it’s loose. I’m sorry to admit I chuckled.
Joel Bernstein: That’s pretty much when our cats get put to sleep.
Deron Bauman: Franklin’s been pooping wherever and whenever lately. The other day, I let him in and he promptly...
Rick Neece: So far as I know, he hasn’t gone on the carpet. It isn’t fuzzy. If he starts, I don’t...
Rick Neece: We don’t have fuzzy rugs in the bathrooms no more. Some mornings, the tile is cold, but it’s...
Rick Neece: I generally can’t smell cat-pee, unless it’s freshey in the litterbox when I harvest the...
Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.
Deron Bauman: Meow.