November 29, 2009


Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy

Diamond Dick opens the little box; she shows the weakness he likes and reaches for him, leading with the puppies he bought for her last year–and the recession is over.

Captions?

posted by Daryl Scroggins in advertising, commercials, fashion, interior design, mysticism, relationships, sexuality, taxidermy, television, tips and tricks, yoga 

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3 Responses to “Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy”

  1. Sheila Ryan on November 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    This year Adam goes for the adamantine approach, but Eve’s serpentine ways soften his resolve. On hands and knees he follows her as she crawls on her belly like a reptile when — PFFFT! — Adam and Eve are electrocuted in the Playboy Mansion.

    Different scenario, really. Still needs a caption.

    Suggested sound track for he-she-rock-prosperity scenario: T-Bone Burnett’s mordant version of “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend”.

    We all lose our charm in the end.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on November 29th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Hard-ons are forever.

  3. Daryl Scroggins on November 29th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Give her the carrot (sic) she really wants.

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