Comments on: Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/11/holiday-jewelry-comercials-in-need-of-new-copy.html a site about everything Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:27:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Daryl Scroggins http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/11/holiday-jewelry-comercials-in-need-of-new-copy.html/comment-page-1#comment-681990 Daryl Scroggins Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:31:38 +0000 http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=34929#comment-681990 Give her the carrot (sic) she <i>really</i> wants. Give her the carrot (sic) she really wants.

]]> By: Cindy Scroggins http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/11/holiday-jewelry-comercials-in-need-of-new-copy.html/comment-page-1#comment-681783 Cindy Scroggins Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:06:14 +0000 http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=34929#comment-681783 Hard-ons are forever. Hard-ons are forever.

]]> By: Sheila Ryan http://www.clusterflock.org/2009/11/holiday-jewelry-comercials-in-need-of-new-copy.html/comment-page-1#comment-681726 Sheila Ryan Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:02:29 +0000 http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=34929#comment-681726 This year Adam goes for the adamantine approach, but Eve's serpentine ways soften his resolve. On hands and knees he follows her as she crawls on her belly like a reptile when -- PFFFT! -- Adam and Eve are electrocuted in the Playboy Mansion. Different scenario, really. Still needs a caption. Suggested sound track for he-she-rock-prosperity scenario: T-Bone Burnett’s mordant version of “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend”. <em> </em>We all lose our charm in the end. This year Adam goes for the adamantine approach, but Eve’s serpentine ways soften his resolve. On hands and knees he follows her as she crawls on her belly like a reptile when — PFFFT! — Adam and Eve are electrocuted in the Playboy Mansion.

Different scenario, really. Still needs a caption.

Suggested sound track for he-she-rock-prosperity scenario: T-Bone Burnett’s mordant version of “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend”.

We all lose our charm in the end.

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