November 15, 2009
I just said
Cereal is more a dessert than strawberries is.
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Strawberries is food. Cereal is indulgence.
It’s late.
Well, here it is anyway. That counts.
I’ll say it’s late.
But it’s here. You bet.
Strawberries is not dessert, not even with they tips dipped in dark chocolate. A cereal-bowl is a bed-time snack, as in product placements placed around the divine Jethro Bodine oncet, Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.
As my second ex-father-in-law once said about me when I was scouting for another beer, “Look out, now. Jethro’s found the fridge.”
Cake is breakfast.
My father used to eat strawberry Jell-O with milk poured over it.
that makes my brain hurt.
Giant hard grocery store strawberries are not dessert unless some sort of fatty sweetened dairy is applied and hopefully a baked foundation of some kind. Tiny, perfect wild (or fake wild) strawberries can be dessert, but only if you are lucky. And you are probably not.
Cereal is only dessert if a lot of sugar is involved.
Aaron
Danny bakes up a tasty shortbread and could whip up some cream. Next Spring, wanna come up for giant hard grocery store berries? We have real tiny perfect wild strawberries growing in the front yard as part of the lawn. I’m ‘fraid they ain’t enough for shortcake though.
When a kid, I probably put three teaspoons of sugar on my Cheerios before bedtime. The best part was drinking up the oaty, sweet-milk and eating the last spoonful of undissolved sugar from the bottom of the bowl.
Might be why I’m 38×34 these days.