November 2, 2009


I thirst!

Zombies and monsters and vampires, oh my!

posted by Kelsey Parker in categories, discovered, fiction, religion, translation 

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11 Responses to “I thirst!”

  1. Sheila Ryan on November 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    This reminds me of what my friend said on our way to the corn maze last week. He told me that earlier this year, on Easter Eve, he’d watched “Night of the Living Dead” for the first time. “It was the perfect film for Easter,” he confided.

  2. Kelsey Parker on November 2nd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Ha! I’ve never seen it but it sounds like he might be on to something.

  3. tudza on November 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    So you’ve basically called all Christians, or at least all early Christians, mindless. Way to go!

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  5. Edib0y on November 3rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Mmmmm, just beautiful… I like how diagrams always show the truth in a funny way…

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  7. Elisabeth on November 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Brilliant, and very funny!

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  9. Eduardo Bezerra on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    There are a few mistakes here:

    First, zombies don’t want to convert anyone. They just want BRAINS! The zombie-ness virus is the one responsible for spreading the disease.

    Second: Who the fuck revered Frankenstein (the monster)? Dr. Viktor, perhaps, but not the monster, who was born just to kill viktor’s family and get revenge for being made a monster!

    Third: Frankenstein NEVER came back to life. He was created out of “elementary chemical substances necessary for living organisms”.

    Fourth: It’s outrageous to offend any religion by saying that any prophet converted “mindless followers”

    Conclusion: whoever made this must lear the books, the joke is not that funny and it offends. LAME.

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