November 17, 2009
On the matter of certain flying pests
With apologies to Cindy
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- Joel Bernstein: “The police said it looked like he was a good chef. It looked like he had broth and everything...
- Michael Smith: So, she goes out to bingo, wins $50 and comes home to a clean house and meal and she’s...
- Michael Smith: I thought that said “choking chicken.” Disappointment.
- Aaron Winslow: I’m the horse. Everything else is everything else.
- Deron Bauman: Oh, yeah. Poop is the tits.
- Michael Smith: For some reason I don’t find dog poop on the carpet as repulsive as cat urine, anywhere.
- Rick Neece: Poop is better than pee, well, unless it’s loose. I’m sorry to admit I chuckled.
- Joel Bernstein: That’s pretty much when our cats get put to sleep.
- Deron Bauman: Franklin’s been pooping wherever and whenever lately. The other day, I let him in and he promptly...
- Rick Neece: So far as I know, he hasn’t gone on the carpet. It isn’t fuzzy. If he starts, I don’t...
- Rick Neece: We don’t have fuzzy rugs in the bathrooms no more. Some mornings, the tile is cold, but it’s...
- Rick Neece: I generally can’t smell cat-pee, unless it’s freshey in the litterbox when I harvest the...
- Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
- Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
Why, Dave, I’ve always liked this song.
“It just takes a smidgen!”
When we were young our cousin Ed (actually he was my dad’s cousin, but we always called him “cousin Ed”) would take us to Jackson Park. Jackson park was just around the corner from our house and was more often referred to as “the empty park” because it lacked any sort of play structure.
Cousin Ed would walk with us through the park, which was one block wide and a couple of blocks long, find a bench to sit on and we’d chase the pigeons. He was either afraid of pigeons or pretended to be afraid of pigeons (he always called them “rats with wings”) and we would protect him as he watched us run around.