comments:

• Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
• Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
• Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
• Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.
• Deron Bauman: Meow.
• Joel Bernstein: This must be why I fuck so many cats.
• Michael Smith: Seems to me the experiment almost does itself.
• Casey Cichowicz: No. It is not possible. I can assure you.
• Joel Bernstein: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes?
• LaurenH: I’m with those who say get that girl out of that household. The father has now very effectively...
• Rick Neece: Holee sh..!
• Rick Neece: Asian calligraphy, ‘cept instead of a brush, hot glass. The image of her controlling the glass and...
• Rick Neece: For the gull-wing, I’m sure it would knock me in the chin every time I opened it.
• Marco: Oh god yes.
• Rick Neece: Chuck, testes, testes, One-Two-Three. I can hear you breathing. (TAP,TAP,TAP) “Is this thing...