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1. Ross Bonadonna on December 4th, 2009 at 8:32 am

   man, they’d probably be a lot better off with a million or two!

2. Sheila Ryan on December 4th, 2009 at 9:26 am

   They will learn that money can’t buy everything.

3. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 9:37 am

   Famine or a feast.

4. Kathy Hilen-Smith on December 4th, 2009 at 10:27 am

   They will learn that money can buy the items they may have wished for while living in the cave.

5. Cindy Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 10:49 am

   I wonder if this means I have a shot at getting their cave.

6. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 11:02 am

   If you get their cave, I will insulate it for you. I have the staplegun and plenty of experience now.

7. Cindy Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 11:17 am

   Thank you, Lucy. I’m starting to get my hopes up.

8. Daryl Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 11:55 am

   Maybe they will leave the money in the cave when they go out to look for women.

9. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

   That is what Cindy and I are hoping.

10. Cindy Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Oh, it’s okay with me if they take the money with them. Lucy already has what’s most important–a staple gun. No amount of money can buy that.

11. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Yes, this is so true, so wise.

    (psst psst caveboys: I will swap you my magic staplegun for five million of your newfound eurobills.)

12. Cindy Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Okay, you take Geza; I’ll concentrate on Zslot.

13. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Here, take my magic sander: it’s gotta be worth at least 3 and a half m’s.

14. Lucy on December 4th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    If they get coquettish, I’ll throw in a couple of magic space blankets. 10 mill the lot. Final offer.

15. Sheila Ryan on December 4th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Geza and Zslot have exited the cave and are now wise to the ways of the world. They are eager to bargain.

16. Sheila Ryan on December 4th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    And they want to match wits with Cindy on eBay.

17. Cindy Scroggins on December 4th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Oh, they don’t even want to think about playing eBay with me. The last time I was up against a couple of cavemen, one of them caught fire.

18. Kathy Hilen-Smith on December 4th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    …poor fuckers don’t have chance.

19. Sheila Ryan on December 4th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Ross was right. Better for them if it’d been only a few mil.

20. Michael Grant Smith on December 4th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    When I am rich someday I will use money as insulation and staple it to my cave walls. It is not true that higher denominations have a superior “R” factor.

    I want to carpet my cave floor with money but the cash will be loose because I want to get sticky and roll in it.

    How I get sticky will cost me the rest of my vast fortune.

21. Lucy on December 5th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Now that’s what I’m talkin bout.

22. Cindy Scroggins on December 5th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    My god, I’m glad Michael and Kathy are back.

23. Michael Grant Smith on December 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Cindy, you are sweeter than something that is very, very sweet.

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