comments:

• Michael Smith: I thought that said “choking chicken.” Disappointment.
• Aaron Winslow: I’m the horse. Everything else is everything else.
• Deron Bauman: Oh, yeah. Poop is the tits.
• Michael Smith: For some reason I don’t find dog poop on the carpet as repulsive as cat urine, anywhere.
• Rick Neece: Poop is better than pee, well, unless it’s loose. I’m sorry to admit I chuckled.
• Joel Bernstein: That’s pretty much when our cats get put to sleep.
• Deron Bauman: Franklin’s been pooping wherever and whenever lately. The other day, I let him in and he promptly...
• Rick Neece: So far as I know, he hasn’t gone on the carpet. It isn’t fuzzy. If he starts, I don’t...
• Rick Neece: We don’t have fuzzy rugs in the bathrooms no more. Some mornings, the tile is cold, but it’s...
• Rick Neece: I generally can’t smell cat-pee, unless it’s freshey in the litterbox when I harvest the...
• Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
• Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
• Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
• Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
• Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.