monkey Shakespeare

December 8, 2009

If you sit monkeys at a computer, will they type the works of the Bard? No, they will partially destroy the machine, use it as a lavatory and mostly type the letter “s”.

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Joel Bernstein: The father responds
Carole Corlew: Kathy, it’s in the blood! I have old windows in the garage that I use for that, too. And I...
Kathy: Carole, you are so so like my father. He built his own mini greenhouse to start his seedlings using the frame...
Michael Smith: Also, did you guys all know racquetball is fun? Even if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Michael Smith: Cats don’t count.
Carole Corlew: I also think about a principal’s message to parents here asking for donations of any used...
Carole Corlew: Thank you! You know me, I have an agenda. I’m a garden-pusher. Erica, kale will grow very nicely...
Rick Neece: Oh, and for the conflagation of CRV and Taurus? Well-played, I think.
Rick Neece: We now have a hillbilly Town Car, eight years old. And a Saab, twelve years old. I’ll take the Saab...
Rick Neece: Even at the time, that might have been a little harsh. I’ve driven a Jeep. It was a pretty nice...
Rick Neece: Marco A few years back, Danny and I visited our friends Stephen and Jim on Michiana Shores. We drove our...
Erica Braverman: Thank you, Carole. I’ve been trying to figure out how I’m going to start a small batch...
Rick Neece: Me, too.
Marco: Honda CRV been sleazin’ around with that hillbilly Ford Taurus.
Deron Bauman: I’ve appreciated both your posts today. Beautiful.