January 26, 2010

Chronicles of Seymour-Hoffman

Ned Hepburn, (the genius behind, erm, Boner Party) has also been posting tidbits from his forthcoming “book” The Many Faces Of Seymour-Hoffman’

“During the filming of the 1999 drama ‘The Talented Mister Ripley’, Seymour-Hoffman developed an intense infatuation with American Girl dolls, the doll company that produces historically and factually based dolls based on young women of a certain era in American history.

Inbetween takes, Seymour-Hoffman would produce a doll and start to recite his own lines in the voice of Kitt Kettredge, an American Girl doll based on a girl who would have existed the Great Depression. During the scene of his own murder, he refused to act with anyone else but her, slowly disrobing her and holding back his own tears, feeding the lifeless doll fistfuls of M&M’s. This unnerved co-stars Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow, who refused to be in the same room as him during this already emotional day of filming. Using an array of mirrors, the film appears to have Philip Seymour-Hoffman in the same room as Matt Damon, when infact Hoffman was forty feet away in his own trailer playing the same five Supertramp songs on repeat before every single take while requesting fresh M&M’s for Kitt. Consequentially, each take took an hour to film.

Coincidentally, during the scene in which Hoffman is strangled, Kitt Kettredge’s hands are used.”

Needless to say, this isn’t uh, factually based.

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on January 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    it *feels* right.

  2. Andrew Simone on January 26th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    that’s what I said!

  3. Amanda Mae Meyncke on January 26th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    yes, which is why it’s SO FUNNY. Because it has so much truthiness in it.

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