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1. Deron Bauman on January 8th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

   fucking crazy cold.

2. Rick Neece on January 8th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

   I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.

3. Rick Neece on January 8th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

   my nipples have had an erection lasting more than four hours.

4. Kelsey Parker on January 8th, 2010 at 2:29 pm

   Even out here! I’m experiencing déjà vu of my winters in New York, when I was perpetually under-dressed. You’d think I’d learn how the rest of the world does it, and rely on more scientific means than just a glance out the window in the morning.

5. Cindy Scroggins on January 8th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

   It was 18 degrees here at 10:30 this morning. That’s just not right.

6. Rick Neece on January 8th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

   No joke. -1 right now, headed toward -12 I think. (They’re saying -28 wind chills tonight.) I’m sure that’s balmy compared to Galena or Minneapolis.

7. Cindy Scroggins on January 8th, 2010 at 2:44 pm

   In case y’all don’t know it, the funniest temperature is 1.

8. Cindy Scroggins on January 8th, 2010 at 2:45 pm

   As in, “What’s the temperature, you think?”

   “One.”

   See, that’s funny.

9. Michael Smith on January 8th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

   Twice as funny when you’re talking about somewhere else.

   As in, “What’s the temperature in Dallas today, you think?”

   “One, I heard.”

   See, that’s funny.

   (Low of 42 here today – and that’s cold)

10. Droplet on January 11th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    “Sasquatch just ate my nipples.”

    “That doesn’t make any sense.”

    “Fuck you.”

11. Lex A on January 11th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    I hate it when my snot freezes. Make it stop.

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