January 21, 2010

Elena (possibly spam)

I must be the luckiest guy in the world:

Hello.My name is Elena. I think my email for you is surprise. And i hope it is a nice surprise.I think you will have a question about “where did i find yours email address. I used a services of dating agency,They asked me what kind of men i like, and then they offer me to start a correspondence with you via email.This agency said me that your email address they found at dating site.

And now i want to tell you a little about myself. I hope it will be inetersting for youand we countinue our dating.

As i said you before my name is Elena. And i am 29 years old. And i am absolutely lonely girl.I was born and live now in Russia in small town in central part. The name of my town is Pavlovo.My birthday is 18 of December. My sign of zodiak is Sagittarius. I have no children, but i love them.And i think that children love me too. Because i can talk easy with them. And i am sure i can be perfect mother in future.I have parents, mother and father, they are pensioners. And i live separately from them now. I live alone.

Ofcourse, you will ask about my work. I work as a librarian in school library. I like read books very much, and ihappy that my work with books and children.It is a little about myself. I hope it was interesting for you, and we will countinue our corespondence.I will be waiting your answer very much. Please tell me some about yourself too. And if you can send me your photo.I sending you my photo with this email. And hope you will answer me quickly.My email ellolett@gmail.com
Yours new friend from Russia. Elena.

I like read books too.

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comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on January 21st, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    And just think! A Sagittarius!

  2. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    please post fruitful correspondence.

  3. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    did you ask about her work?

  4. Joseph Logan on January 21st, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    I didn’t want to pry.

  5. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    also, does she have a prosthetic anus?

    you might want to ask.

  6. Joseph Logan on January 21st, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Does Vaseline degrade prosthetic anuses? I might have to go back to the Walgreen’s.

  7. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    you might want to ask her. she’s a librarian.

  8. Michael Smith on January 21st, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Wait, which one is she?

    She likes books AND kids!

  9. Michael Smith on January 21st, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I bet she’s the woman in the background wearing jeans.

  10. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I bet she’s all of them.

  11. Michael Smith on January 21st, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    then how could she be so absolutely lonely?

  12. Sheila Ryan on January 21st, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    I bet she’s the man in the bad suit wearing the identity-concealing dunce cap.

  13. elena on January 21st, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    I resemble that!

  14. Phil Bebbington on January 22nd, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I’ve dropped her a line and am waiting.

    How long should a 52 year old wait? I like to think that I am patient.

  15. Tim on February 3rd, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Almost fell for it

  16. 90% : clusterflock on February 9th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

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