January 29, 2010
Inside the hut, looking out
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- Deron Bauman: It’s a start.
- Joel Bernstein: The first of many things, no doubt.
- Deron Bauman: I’ll pick him up at eight. He may not like the way I smell.
- Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
- Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.
- Deron Bauman: Meow.
- Joel Bernstein: This must be why I fuck so many cats.
- Michael Smith: Seems to me the experiment almost does itself.
- Casey Cichowicz: No. It is not possible. I can assure you.
- Joel Bernstein: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes?
- LaurenH: I’m with those who say get that girl out of that household. The father has now very effectively...
- Rick Neece: Holee sh..!
- Rick Neece: Asian calligraphy, ‘cept instead of a brush, hot glass. The image of her controlling the glass and...
- Rick Neece: For the gull-wing, I’m sure it would knock me in the chin every time I opened it.
- Marco: Oh god yes.
Is that Ireland out there?
It varies.
Can you get to Sesame Street?
When I close the door.
Glory be!
oh that’s awesome!
I’ll bring my own chamberpot. Or just amble on out to the woods, if that’s all right.
Okay but no number twos.
Lucy, I’m really impressed with this. Did you build the whole thing? The structure as well?
Cool, thanks. No, I did not build the structure, that came pre-built. But I have done a lot to it. I can very very easily bore the arse off you talking about the details. I will spare you that, but I do intend to post more pics.
What’s that orange thing? over on the right?
Do you need some pee chutes?
I wonder what Customs would say about pee chutes. “Yes, I would like to declare three pee chutes. My friend, Cindy, made them for me to use in the hut.”
Why, that orange thing on the right is a Space Hopper™, Ross.
Yes. I would like you to go through one of those full body scanners in the airport, while wearing your pee chute, Cindy.
I am already thinking about making another little cabin, though. This time from scratch. A sauna.
I don’t mind the details.
Yes I thought so. You are exactly the kind of person I am looking to borrow for a couple of hours.
I’m here when you need me.
Lucy, I still can’t wait to hang out on your couch in there.
I will have to host a Clusterflockstock in the hut. It will be like one of those how-many-people-can-you-stuff-into-a-telephone-box type situations.
Oh Lucy, this is splendid. I’m looking forward to a real tour of it someday!
This is awesome. I really would love to do a Clusterflockstock in Ireland some day!
Okay it has come to my attention that there is a burgeoning demand for access to the locus, the very hutness (can you hear the two glasses of wine I have drank? I hope so it was good) . Well I am here to offer my services, as I will be going to the hut in less than 3 weeks, and, as your stand-ins, seconds, representatives, reporter, avatar! I will video, examine, I will lay in wait for what might be! …and pass it all along to You! (Y’all) (all Y’all), for what will I do this? (you might ask) only for the privilege! of being the one, to bring it all to you! (yourresultsmayvaryanyimpliedcontractisherebynullandvoid)
Lucy, it looks wonderful. Even from this point of view it has that feeling of comfort and feeling at home. I always wanted a Space Hopper™ as a kid.
Give us the Hut Experience, Ross!
I bought that blanket rug thing from a dude called Paul I used to know in the East Village. I knew him from Avenue A in 2003 and I have not seen him since. I have a pic of him though. And I kept running into him everywhere, and he had always just found something for me. Cool stuff. And I would give him ten bucks or something and he would give me the cool thing. The last time I saw him I just bought the rug he was sitting on in the street outside Cooper Union. I brought it home from New York that year, in my suitcase.
Lucy, it is amazing! A sort of glamour Bedouin meets the Space Age. Can’t wait to see more posts from it.
Thank you, Ross. We are counting on you.
Can we really plan a clusterflocktock for Ireland? Like, in 2 or 3 years? Wouldn’t that be amazing??
Phil, it’s just so good to bounce.
Rick, it is just so satisfying to be understood.
If we do, Cindy, I’ll be there! If I finally get to use the four years’ worth of Gaelic I learned (lost and forgotten as it is), I’ll be ecstatic. It’ll be disgusting, really.
I’m serious, y’all. Kelsey and I are serious.
Okay but if Kelsey wants to speak Irish it will have to be in the middle of nowhere. That’s where they speak Irish around here.
ok
Yeah. So I hear. We’ll just put me on a bus to nowhere after our fun.
Lucy, it is so good to bounce. At the supermarket in Galena, there is a pink horsie who looks as though he must be from the sixties, and you can ride him if you slip one penny in the slot. I can scarcely tell you what a temptation he is.
Clusterbounce.
My stomach aches from bouncing.
Uh oh. I’d ask Joel Osteen’s wife. Maybe she’s got something that can help.