January 21, 2010

Just Longing for the “Good Ole’ Days”

An Atlanta-area sports promoter has announced plans for—brace yourself—a whites-only pro basketball league. Dubbed the “All-American Basketball Alliance,” the league would only be open to “natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race.” The commissioner, former pro-wrestling promoter Don “Moose” Lewis, says the league will tip off in June, with teams in 12 Southern cities. Lewis insists he’s not racist; he just doesn’t like the “street-ball” that “people of color” play.

Ah, yes. Just a nostalgic return to the fundamental basketball of the good ole’ days — it could be painted by Rockwell himself.

I wonder, at what point will “I’m not racist, I just long for the good ole’ days” cease to be a valid defense?

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 9:44 am

    that’s it; I’m adding assholes as category.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on January 21st, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Assholes as category.

    I’m tearing up a bit. This could be the best day of my life.

  3. Deron Bauman on January 21st, 2010 at 9:53 am

    it is done.

  4. from the moderated comments : clusterflock on February 1st, 2010 at 11:50 am

    [...] protect the something: Rather than ramble on about the rights versus the wrongs of having an “All White Basketball league” (Which I believe is fair), would just like to say that for close to five decades the blacks [...]

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