January 30, 2010

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Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

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  1. Michael Smith on January 30th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    does he cover his face with his hands? because the mental image of nude person dancing on an air conditioning unit shyly covering his face is almost too much.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on January 30th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    They’ll never catch me.

  3. Lucy on January 30th, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Cometh the moment, cometh the man.

  4. Phil Bebbington on January 31st, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    I’d love to say that this was me – perhaps next week I can confound the Dallas cops.

    I don’t think I look particularly English when naked!

  5. Sheila Ryan on January 31st, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Phil, if you are stopped by the Dallas cops while dancing naked, it might be good to have your old police warrant card hidden somewhere on your person. However, seeing as you will be naked . . .

    Well. We’ll leave it to you to figure out.

  6. Sheila Ryan on January 31st, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

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