January 31, 2010
Scene From Last Weekend
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- Michael Smith: Joel’s Dream Date: Phantom Menace; Cat urine cologne; Deron.
- Joel Bernstein: For the record, if you pay to see this, you are no longer my friend.
- Deron Bauman: Meow.
- Joel Bernstein: This must be why I fuck so many cats.
- Michael Smith: Seems to me the experiment almost does itself.
- Casey Cichowicz: No. It is not possible. I can assure you.
- Joel Bernstein: Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes?
- LaurenH: I’m with those who say get that girl out of that household. The father has now very effectively...
- Rick Neece: Holee sh..!
- Rick Neece: Asian calligraphy, ‘cept instead of a brush, hot glass. The image of her controlling the glass and...
- Rick Neece: For the gull-wing, I’m sure it would knock me in the chin every time I opened it.
- Marco: Oh god yes.
- Rick Neece: Chuck, testes, testes, One-Two-Three. I can hear you breathing. (TAP,TAP,TAP) “Is this thing...
- Joel Bernstein: Chuck Testa
- Rick Neece: I know the Jag has gone through changes since Ford owns the company. It makes me a little sad for the...
ah man!
As Izzy would say, ‘ peekaboo iseeyou’.
I’m so glad you posted this.
Oh boy. This was just after I’d finished photographing the whole surprise 50th birthday affair and felt like I’d missed out on actually participating… thereby downing three margaritas in fifteen minutes.
Don’t forget about after that when you guys called me!
Or how I woke up six hours later in some kid’s bunk bed wearing all my clothes and wondering how I got there.
Ha. It wasn’t “some kid”, it was your younger cousin.
I washed my lady-face off and fell asleep most pleasantly.
Love this.
It was the bunk bed belonging to the nanny of my sister’s husband’s sister’s youngest child. Thankfully, neither he nor his nanny were sleeping in that room when I woke up in their bed(s).
Thank goodness, Kelsey. I didn’t think that sleeping with cousins seemed much like a Californian activity, but, what do I know!
Kelsey, it seems you have a very extended family. Is that “the youngest-second-cousin-in-law, once-removed, from the room by the Nanny of no relation?”
Yep. Exactly. Though he usually just goes by youngest “nephew-in-law.”
Don’t even let me get started on how close I am to my stepmother’s brother’s kids and their grandparents. If I have a wedding some day, it’s going to be bizarrely lacking in real blood connections and full up on second cousins and niece-in-laws and step-uncles.
Sounds like a perfect wedding to me.