January 7, 2010


What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

The whole movie is done in Shakespearean style:

WALTER
Nihilists! I am beshrewn. Say what thou wilt
Of fascist tenets, Knave; it seeks to stand
Philosophy and politic, not void.
And let it noted be that wildlife kept,
Amphibious rodent, in domestic walls,
Is retrograde to right and civil laws.

posted by Andrew Simone in literature, movies 

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8 Responses to “What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?”

  1. Kelsey Parker on January 7th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    I beseech ye, there is a beverage here.

  2. Deron Bauman on January 7th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    shuteth the fuck up, Donnie.

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 7th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    “Or like a Pomeranian?”

    “Very like a Pomeranian.”

  4. Cindy Scroggins on January 7th, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    I do not rolleth
    on fucking Shabbos

  5. Daryl Scroggins on January 7th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    We doth work upon it in shifts.

  6. Michael Grant Smith on January 7th, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    O, topless the tapestry, and
    the grange did it capitulate!

  7. Robert on January 7th, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    This made my life.

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