January 7, 2010
What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?
The whole movie is done in Shakespearean style:
WALTER
Nihilists! I am beshrewn. Say what thou wilt
Of fascist tenets, Knave; it seeks to stand
Philosophy and politic, not void.
And let it noted be that wildlife kept,
Amphibious rodent, in domestic walls,
Is retrograde to right and civil laws.
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I beseech ye, there is a beverage here.
shuteth the fuck up, Donnie.
“Or like a Pomeranian?”
“Very like a Pomeranian.”
I do not rolleth
on fucking Shabbos
We doth work upon it in shifts.
O, topless the tapestry, and
the grange did it capitulate!
This made my life.
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