February 9, 2010


90%

Almost all of my spam emails are a variation of a deal on VIAGRA®. Where are my offers for Russian love? When I meet the AARP member of my dreams, I will be stocked and ready.

posted by Kelsey Parker in anecdotes, relationships, sex 

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11 Responses to “90%”

  1. Deron Bauman on February 9th, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    toothless gumming.

    I’m sorry, it’s the first thing that popped into my head.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on February 9th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Deron. Deron, Deron.

  3. Kelsey Parker on February 9th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    I love you guys.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on February 9th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    You need to be careful, Kelsey. Those old guys tend to be kind of shaky with razors.

  5. Dave Vogt on February 9th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    oh gosh.

  6. Kelsey Parker on February 9th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Cindy, you almost made me pee.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on February 9th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    I’m sorry. Unless, of course, you have urinary blockage common to women of a certain age who date Viagra men. If that’s the case–you’re welcome.

  8. Andrew Simone on February 9th, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    holy shit, Cindy. holy fucking shit. my coworkers are now looking at me funny. must. stop. laughing.

  9. Michael Smith on February 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    I’m very happy I wasn’t at my desk when I read that, Cindy. Or drinking any fluid. Or peeing.

  10. Sheila Ryan on February 9th, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Kelsey Parker. I am Boris, of Russian Federation. I am sensitive heterosexual male of youthful looks, strong like bull with large penis. My soul is as large as Mother Russia, and I would like to come and live with you and become rich in San Francisco, America.

  11. Kelsey Parker on February 9th, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Boris, oh Boris!

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