What will be your epitaph?
posted by Cindy Scroggins in advertising, announcements, archives, assholes, branding, consciousness, design, euphemisms, found, fuck all y'all, history, pork, self-help, taxidermy | * | 12 comments
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I’d like mine to be a mad lib.
Nope, no God!
Confusion
I thought about it.
Resurgam.
She died trying.
Mine’s from Hunter S. Thompson:
It never got weird enough for me.
Okay wait, I’ve got more (which could itself be one of them).
I’m the winner
No water in mine, please
Buy your own lunch
–What I would actually want on the stone, though, would be:
Thank you, Cindy
My epitaph will be something I saw years ago, painted on the side of a double-wide that served as a carnival funhouse:
Go, go, go! Now’s the time to go! It’s a little bit scary! Go, go, go!
As an serial hypochondriac, I would go with Spike Milligan’s
“I told you I was ill”
“HE COULD TAKE A HINT”
What I’m always seeing: “Open other end”
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I’d like mine to be a mad lib.
Nope, no God!
Confusion
I thought about it.
Resurgam.
She died trying.
Mine’s from Hunter S. Thompson:
It never got weird enough for me.
Okay wait, I’ve got more (which could itself be one of them).
I’m the winner
No water in mine, please
Buy your own lunch
–What I would actually want on the stone, though, would be:
Thank you, Cindy
My epitaph will be something I saw years ago, painted on the side of a double-wide that served as a carnival funhouse:
Go, go, go!
Now’s the time to go!
It’s a little bit scary!
Go, go, go!
As an serial hypochondriac, I would go with Spike Milligan’s
“I told you I was ill”
“HE COULD TAKE A HINT”
What I’m always seeing: “Open other end”