February 8, 2010

from the comments

Cindy S.:

One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question — or see any of these people again — for the rest of my life.

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comments

  1. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Dang, Hon, you didn’t get enough sleep last night. This is from Bottle Rocket.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Not that it doesn’t reflect my own sensibility. I would slap a person who asked me if I wanted to lay out.

  3. Deron Bauman on February 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am

    oh fuck.

    I’m slipping.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I’m worried about you, son. But it’s still early. And it’s Monday, And it’s raining. And you’re not all that old, really.

  5. Michael Smith on February 8th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I need more coffee…and I watched that movie again just a few weeks ago.

  6. Deron Bauman on February 8th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I ain’t even finished my coffee.

  7. Deron Bauman on February 8th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    and football season is over.

  8. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    I think perhaps–just perhaps–I know movie lines that a normal person wouldn’t or shouldn’t know. If there were a contest for this kind of thing, I would win many dollars.

  9. Deron Bauman on February 8th, 2010 at 10:35 am

    I should know that one.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    See, the good news is that such a line struck y’all as something I’d say. Which means I am equal to or greater than Owen and Luke Wilson.

    I love math.

  11. Michael Smith on February 8th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    If it tells you anything, in attempt to get to google reader I typed the following: http://www.clusterflock.org/reader.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    I’ll give you a drink tonight, Deron. We can talk about it. Mark my words, we will get through this. Will it be easy? No. Will you sometimes think you can’t make it? Probably. But the human spirit will endure.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Michael, we’ll have to handle your intervention remotely. For now, my best advice to you is to simply breathe deeply and think happy thoughts–like about butterflies and stuff.

  14. Deron Bauman on February 8th, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I think it’s working.

  15. Sheila Ryan on February 8th, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Cindy, you should win many dollars. On a game-show spin-off of Todo a Dollar.

  16. Sheila Ryan on February 8th, 2010 at 11:19 am

    I am equal to or greater than Owen and Luke Wilson.

    Cindy. Babycat. I love math, and I love you.

  17. Cindy Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Thank you, sugar.

  18. Josh Weichhand on February 8th, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anthony: “Why is there tape on your nose?”
    Dignan: “Exactly.”

  19. Daryl Scroggins on February 8th, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

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