February 20, 2010
Two Important Things I Learned Last Night
1. If something delights Sheila, she snorts. If the delight continues, she really does get down onto all fours and commences to cough.
2. If you give Deron a taste of coconut ice cream, he will make a face and spit it into the sink.
Also of note: We have 11 ladybugs in our bathroom.
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I found five ladybugs in my coconut ice cream.
[...] to sing to the ladybugs you find in your coconut [...]
coincidence?
I don’t think so.
We had 11 ladybugs in our bathroom. We now have 16. Sheila said five were in her ice cream. 11 + 5 = 16.
Freemasons.
So, Congratulations M’am! You’ve cracked our “scarey, super-secret codes!” But what kind of spirtual and emotional growth have you received from your new-found knowledge? My guess is- Very little.
But I speak carnival language. Doesn’t that count for anything?
it depends how it affects my ability to frame my superiority.
You have revealed my nothingness. I am but a code-breaking speck.
Also–and only if it suits you, Master DB–I suggest we start a new chapter of clustermasons called, well, clustermasons. We could have a cool logo with an eye in it.
let’s run it by T.Rye.
You’ll need to do that. I don’t have the authority.
I fear even my superiority may be lacking. May.
May the force be with you.