March 15, 2010
Amy asked
Is this the only living room in America where husbands are saying they want to do obscene things to Flo in front of their wives?
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Is this the only living room in America where husbands are saying they want to do obscene things to Flo in front of their wives?
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Wait, do they want to do obscene things to Flo in front of their wives, or are they talking about it in front of their wives?
Or both?
Who’s Flo?
Hell, he’s told all of us he has a thing for Flo.
Maybe he just has a thing for insurance.
I should find out if the big Progressive building up the street has any cardboard cutouts of Flo. Perhaps just a poster or some brochures.
Which ad is the sexiest one?
lately it’s the one she says: “we’re the only ones that do.”
goddamn.
Amy is going to start whispering sweet insurance sales pitches in your ear just to keep your attention.
and we’re walking.
Deron, for pity sake.
Our trucker friend Anthony would say, “that boy, he just ain’t right.”
I talk about Flo a lot. Like really. Any time television is on. I make grabbing gestures.