March 16, 2010

calls to Illinois Poison Control

A woman called because she had reached into her bathroom cabinet in the dark for a tube of personal lubricant and accidentally used toothpaste instead.

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  1. Dave Vogt on March 16th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    I feel like you’d notice pretty quickly.

    Is this like figging?

  2. Dave Vogt on March 16th, 2010 at 11:11 am

    “A 68 year old man accidentally used capsaicin cream instead of hemorrhoid cream.”

    Wow. That’s gonna burn for a while.

  3. Phil Bebbington on March 16th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Is that like Deep Heat? I used to use that stuff when I was a runner – get that a little too close to the groin and you know it. I did and I knew it – washing doesn’t help.

  4. Dave Vogt on March 16th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    It’s oil soluble, for next time.

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