March 4, 2010

ChatRoulette Screenshot, 4

I can’t remember if this one goes here or one before. Regardless, I chatted with five French guys, three of whom were hair models. When I told them I was from Texas, they asked if I knew Chuck Norris. I told them Chuck was my mom. They wanted to see my gun. I think I won them over. Apparently I forgot a screenshot. Oh well, imagine one.

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  1. Cindy Scroggins on March 4th, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Did you show them your gun?

  2. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2010 at 9:12 am

    I had to. They were hair models.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on March 4th, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Oh, yeah.

  4. Rick Neece on March 4th, 2010 at 9:26 am

    I was a french hair model in another life.

  5. Derek White on March 4th, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Apparently Tanzanians aren’t the only ones obsessed with Chuck Norris. Must be the beard that triggered it.

  6. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Is there a special term for someone who is a ChatRoulette tease? I think I would like to become that.

  7. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2010 at 9:36 am

    chatroulettease. I think.

  8. Sheila Ryan on March 4th, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Or maybe I could be a chatroulettrix.

  9. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2010 at 10:04 am

    *much* better.

  10. Amanda Mae Meyncke on March 4th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Rick you were a French hair model in THIS life.

    Deron, yesterday I was chatting with someone who, after about a minute was like “wow, you really don’t recognize me” and like put his face closer to the cam. It was super strange. He did look insanely familiar but I wasn’t sure how I knew him. He decided my name was “Ruth.”

  11. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2010 at 10:38 am

    I’m pretty sure that was me.

  12. Doc on March 4th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    that’s my new pat response:

    Waitress: You want that coffee touched up, hon?
    Moi: Chuck Norris was my mom.

    Boss: You WILL have that TPM on my desk by COB!
    Moi: …uh…Chuck Norris was my mom.

    Wife: The clothes your mom gets for the girls! I just don’t know…
    Mom: Hey! Chuck Norris was my mom.

  13. Deron Bauman on March 4th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    it felt like a little jujitsu when I said it. I think before that they thought they were fucking with the texan.

  14. Cindy Scroggins on March 4th, 2010 at 10:49 am

    What’s a TPM? What’s COB?

    I feel so alone.

  15. Cindy Scroggins on March 4th, 2010 at 11:03 am

    Oh! COB is close of business! I figured it out myself!

    TPM. TPM. Won’t somebody tell me? I have important stuff to do, you know.

  16. Cindy Scroggins on March 4th, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Taco Paco Mano
    Transitive Prepared Manuscript
    Team Putout Meeting

    goddammit

  17. Doc on March 4th, 2010 at 11:08 am

    shite

    can’t even say the M is anywhere near the S either….

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