March 4, 2010
Dear Clusterflock
What is the opposite of militia?
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commune?
clusterflockstock?
clusterflockstock would be the most ineffective mustering of a militia ever.
Towering Power of LUV Militia.
That reminds me of a segment of a work of fiction, something about a guy in the back room who keeps his arm greased to the elbow.
‘Mo lisha
Dang, Dave. I never read the story on which the film was based. Either way, it was what you might call a powerful image.
I’m not so sure about clusterflockstock. You get Daryl and Sheila together, you got a armed force.
Also, Daryl once had lunch with Chuck Norris.
Yeah, Cindy, but me and Daryl, I think it would really just come down to plinking and laughing.
And I didn’t exactly meet Chuck Norris, but I had to stay late at work one evening at Chicago’s so-called Cultural Center on account of he was filming The Octagon in the big room right alongside where I worked. I got to stand the other side of the glass doors and watch him running at me.
What did Norris eat? What did Daryl eat?
Will Chuck Norris be invited to clusterflockstock?
you mean as a synonym for ‘military’?
the latin civis : citizen, townsman, bourgeois, burgess.
or if you mean ‘militia’ as ‘citizens trained as reserves’, then the logical opposite would be ‘deserter’.
… and I meant to add, I’ve sought for years for the antonym to ‘serendipity’.
We’ll need to wait for Daryl to get back from school tonight to know where and what he ate with Chuck. I’ve never thought to ask. It was for some “I’ll Kick Your Ass Over Them Chairs” karate kind of thing, I think.
And it’s true–you and Daryl would laugh too much to be any good at militia-ing. But you would be a force to reckon with.
A-whooping and a-hollering and waving our pieces around.
My boss, Kristopher, just out of college, worked in TV production in Dallas for a little while. He worked on “Walker, Texas Ranger.” He has stories of the Norris that I don’t know well enough to tell.
He’s Deron’s mom, you know.
Without clicking through those links.. hipsters.. from Bushwick and/or Echo Park.
Mom!
Chuck Norris won’t be invited, but I just might have something/someone else up my sleeve. And I’m not telling.
Because I’m awesome.
I’d like to see Chuck Norris and Christopher Walken fight.
is sanjose coming? will T.Rye be there?!
I want to see Chuck Norris fight an asteroid.
Perhaps Chuck Norris and Christopher Walken can team up to fight the asteroid. They wouldn’t be able to cheat like Bruce Willis did. Hand to asteroid combat only. No bombs.
Tag-team wrestling. Me and Rick. sanjose and T. Rye.
Nope–neither sanjose nor T. Rye. Y’all’ll never guess.
Also, I haven’t asked him yet. But who would turn down an invitation to clusterflockstock?
I’ll need to put on a pound or two more to properly fill out my singlet.