March 29, 2010
Dear Clusterflock
Have you ever considered having surgery to change the sound of your farts?
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comments:
- Michael Smith: WRONG, I’m anime FREAK.
- Rick Neece: I hear you. I kind of like the Jaguar-ish look of the new ones.
- Marco: I’ll admit in the privacy of this forum to liking some of the Tauri, but that particular model year was...
- Rick Neece: Thanks, Josh.
- k: Somebody pulled her the fuck out of that house, didn’t they? She’s going to end up in a hospital at...
- picturerock: I drive a Dodge Ram, and the bumper sticker on the back says, “Eatin’ Teslas, Shittin’...
- Joel Bernstein: The father responds
- Carole Corlew: Kathy, it’s in the blood! I have old windows in the garage that I use for that, too. And I...
- Kathy: Carole, you are so so like my father. He built his own mini greenhouse to start his seedlings using the frame...
- Michael Smith: Also, did you guys all know racquetball is fun? Even if you don’t know what you’re doing.
- Michael Smith: Cats don’t count.
- Carole Corlew: I also think about a principal’s message to parents here asking for donations of any used...
- Carole Corlew: Thank you! You know me, I have an agenda. I’m a garden-pusher. Erica, kale will grow very nicely...
- Rick Neece: Oh, and for the conflagation of CRV and Taurus? Well-played, I think.
- Rick Neece: We now have a hillbilly Town Car, eight years old. And a Saab, twelve years old. I’ll take the Saab...
duh.
My farts are the most beautiful known to humankind.
I blame Andrew for the fact that I know where this link goes without having to click it.
My farts sing.
As Barbra Streisand reportedly once said (and I’ll paraphrase wildly) “Someone once asked why I didn’t get my nose fixed.” She said something like, “I have no idea what [such a procedure] would do to my voice.”