March 21, 2010

Deron

establishes his bona fides at the entrance to the dump. Dallas, Texas. March 2010.

comments

  1. Phil Bebbington on March 21st, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    You seem to have snatched a photo of a man with secrets.

    Is Deron trying to gain access to the pussy dump?

  2. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Deron scorns the pussy dump. I was not privy to any conversation at the entrance, but I suppose it is possible someone asked him, “And it’s the pussy dump you’ll be wanting, sir?”

  3. Deron Bauman on March 21st, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    been there a dozen times. no idea pussy dump was even an option.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on March 21st, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Deron gets that “don’t fuck with me” look when he visits the dump.

  5. Michael Grant Smith on March 21st, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Someday he gonna own that place. I see it in his crazy eyes.

  6. Michael Grant Smith on March 21st, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Oh. Pussy dump. I get it. Not what I imagined at all.

  7. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Pussy dump. Where pussies in their pussy cars go to recycle their pussy trash.

  8. Michael Grant Smith on March 21st, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Now I’m all mixed up again.

  9. Daryl Scroggins on March 21st, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Does it actually say on the window–no smoking in the dump? And is that bullet-proof glass? I guess you got to be curful people don’t mess you up at the dump. No chinga con los birds, either.

  10. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Daryl, there’s also a warning about not pushing or pulling on the drawer into which you put the ID proving you are a resident of Dallas.

  11. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Los residentes de Dallas pueden traer su basura al Relleno Sanitario McCommas Bluff. Se debe traer una licencia de conducir válida del Estado de Texas y una factura de su servicio de agua para probar que vive en Dallas. El vehículo donde traiga la basura debe ser un auto, camioneta, van o remolque de menos de 15 pies de largo.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on March 21st, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Well, there’s your problem right there.

  13. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Hay una situación con ratones.

  14. Phil Bebbington on March 21st, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    I’m glad that I didn’t go to the dump whilst in Dallas as it might have interfered with my delicate English ways!

  15. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Phil, you’d have been stomping in muck. I got a glob of something really nasty-looking on my boot. It looked like the cream gravy on the chicken-fried steak I ate the night before.

  16. Deron Bauman on March 21st, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    at best.

  17. Phil Bebbington on March 21st, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Deron, just so long as you didn’t try it!

  18. Sheila Ryan on March 21st, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    It remained on my boot and stunk up Deron’s car for hours.

    Stink is not the word, actually.

    The smell of the dump is indescribable. Not bad, exactly.

    But like nothing you’ve smelled before.

  19. Deron Bauman on March 21st, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    indescribable.

  20. Pamela Martin on March 23rd, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Sheila,

    Does not fair Dallas inter its refuse in landfills?

    Landfills that are then planted with trees and grasses which beautify the neighborhood? Like the one up the road here that Jake worked so hard (zoning board) to get authorized in the 70′s.

    And is now all filled up, and ‘closed’.

    Can you imagine the pickin’s in there? (Where ARE my Beatles records anyway??)

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