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1. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2010 at 9:56 am

   Wow. At least 90 types of bitches.

2. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am

   I used to be a booty shorts wearing bitch. Now I am a pajamas outside bitch.

3. Deron Bauman on March 5th, 2010 at 10:08 am

   yes, what is up with the pajamas outside bitches? I see these bitches at wal-mart. shopping. bitch, please.

4. Michael Smith on March 5th, 2010 at 10:15 am

   Could somebody explain, “wearing shoes that be talking bitches”?

5. msilver on March 5th, 2010 at 11:12 am

   Michael, that one, number 40, is my favorite.

6. Phil Bebbington on March 5th, 2010 at 11:29 am

   why doesn’t that link work for me – is it only American bitches? We have them too you know.

7. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 11:35 am

   It doesn’t work for me, either–work filtering bitches.

8. Phil Bebbington on March 5th, 2010 at 11:44 am

   But I’m at home! It’s not blocking all the porn sites I visit for research.

9. Rick Neece on March 5th, 2010 at 11:53 am

   It’s not working for me now, wonder if they cut us off? I picked it up from a link on a friend’s tweet, wonder if it’s getting too much traffic?

10. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 5th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    It’s not blocking all the porn sites I visit for research.

    PHIL!!

11. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Staring into your face bitches.

12. Rick Neece on March 5th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    I found a flickr link, try it now.

13. Phil Bebbington on March 5th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Kathy, I hope I haven’t shattered some pure vision of me you had – I can easily blame it on those guys in Johnson City who wanted to sodomise me – I always visit fully clothed with a cup of tea on the side for that air of normality.

14. Michael Smith on March 5th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    bitches whose blogs don’t support traffic when people link to posts about bitches

15. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Teacher bitches who steal their teenaged students’ lists of bitches and put them on the internet kinds of bitches.

16. Phil Bebbington on March 5th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I am beginning to feel out of my depth on the bitch front – clearly I am lacking in my education. Cindy, do you offer any kind of bitch training alongside your ‘How to be a Mexican’ course?

17. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Why, yes, I can add Be a bitch, yo to my clusterflockstock course lineup.

18. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Might I suggest “Bitchery for Beginners” as a working title for that course?

19. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    I’ll need to poll the potential pool of students to determine whether we’re really at a beginning level. Something tells me this might need to be an advanced course for practicing bitches.

20. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Well that’ll blow the alliterative possibilities.

21. Phil Bebbington on March 5th, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    You’ll have to be careful it doesn’t develop into “How to be a bitch and a Mexican” or the endless variations on that.

    “Bitchery for Beginners” sounds perfect as I’d like to learn from the bottom UP! I’m assuming that boys can be bitches too? My life in Bath is very sheltered.

22. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Cindy, you can make a lot of money on this. I’ll take a modest cut up front from the naming rights.

23. Lucy on March 5th, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    You know, sponsorship. Best Buy’s Bitchery for Beginners or something. There’s got to be a million or so in it. I’ll take 10% and leave it at that.

24. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Okay, thank you. I don’t know what I’d do without your help, Lucy. Your check is in the mail.

    And not to worry, Phil. I will tutor you individually, if necessary. You will not leave the US again without full bitch fluency.

25. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Be The Bitch You Were Born To Be, Bitch.

    How’s that?

26. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    sponsored by Massengill.

27. Sheila Ryan on March 5th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Whatever kind of bitch I may be, I’m not your trifling bitch.

28. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    No, we want nothing to do with trifling. Not here at clusterflock.

29. Kathy Hilen-Smith on March 5th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    I got bitch in me I don’t have shoes for yet. They got a bitch for that on that list I can’t see?

    Kathy, I hope I haven’t shattered some pure vision of me you had –
    Can’t happen, Phil. You just made me love you more.

30. Rick Neece on March 5th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    “Effective Bitch: How to Make Things Happen Now.” perhaps? This would hold for the newbie and the practiced, all rolled into one. Alliteratively and assonantly, this title lacks appeal for all to come. But perhaps the essence is clear. Maybe Let the Bitch Appear. Sometimes I find I need to let my bitch appear. Sometimes with great affect, sometimes not. Cindy?

31. Rick Neece on March 5th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Should that have been “with great effect?” I’m too lazy to look it up just now.

32. Cindy Scroggins on March 5th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    It appears I need to devote some serious thought to both the title and content of this course. I’ll consult the curriculum committee.

    Pre-registration packets will be mailed soon.

33. Rick Neece on March 5th, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    I’ll await the packet, I’m on for learning effectivity.

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